Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
