This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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