Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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