It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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