I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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