Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
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