lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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