Having a random hookup so left but love u
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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