I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
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