Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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