So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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