this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
