Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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