David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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