we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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