How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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