If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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