is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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