if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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