there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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