she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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