I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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