You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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