Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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