You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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