How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Randomize
