she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Randomize
