So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Randomize
