Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
you win again, gameday.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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