You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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