Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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