you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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