the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I need water and some morals
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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