please come you make the beer taste better
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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