I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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