I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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