this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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