Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
