hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Randomize
