Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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