We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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