What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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