He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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