I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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