He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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