Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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