he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
my shit smells like andre
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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