i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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