dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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