Joe is yelling at the trees again.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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